Blotter: Chanel No. 420

BLOTTER O 'THE WEEK: Somebody shot an arrow at two meters long by one living room window. The victim is Legolas for words.

An officer pulled a car after it. A man in the passenger seat a hit from a glass tube When the officer went to the window, he felt the freshly burned marijuana and freshly sprayed cologne. Nice try, guys.

If a cop noise ordinances of the city trying to explain two turbulent College on the sidewalk at 2:00 in the morning, and kept young men "began to scream their side of the story," according to a report incident. They were given tickets for loud and unnecessary noise.

Having a security guard of a man shoplifting four packages of chicken, a bottle of bleach and an energy drink, the man tried the guard that he had paid convince items, but left his reception at home.

Stolen vehicle this week: A pack of birth control pills, three saws, chisels at least 11, a construction helmet, compass drawing design triangles, called "repeatagraph", USB keys, wallet Ed Hardy, two debit cards, $ 535 cash, $ 150 gift cards, 12 CDs, two briefcases, laptop, clock $ 300, 48 bottles of liquor, a license plate, five pills herpes treatment, insurance and registration cards, a GPS device, an SD card, 10 hits, four speakers , three amplifiers, two televisions and a hunting dog cage.

Rock Star o 'the Week: If a police officer pulled a man over reckless driving, he found a rock of crack cocaine and an ice pick inside the vehicle.

When the police in a street in the city center, where people heard gunshots, arrived at 3 clock, they found four .45 caliber sleeves and a trail of blood drops on the pavement. The police determined that the drop of blood would be truly independent. Rough night in Charleston.

A moving company in the theft of a gray, extra-large American Revolutionary War is accused uniform reconstitution. Prepare the tar and feathers.

Someone scratched the words "HOE ASS" on the side of the car of a man.

A thief tried to steal two packages of pens and a bottle of wine in a pharmacy. Regular Charles Bukowski, this guy.

Creature of habit o 'the Week: A man described as a tramp was found bathing in the fountain at Marion Square. He told police he did it because it was his "ritual" was.

A man who was described as a regular in a bar ran a register $ 72.31 per night, then left without paying. The problem with the place where everybody knows your name, everyone knows if you food and ditch.

A man who is balanced by a telephone pole hung told police he had cirrhosis of the liver, and he had been drinking all morning.

A man who resisted arrest could run 10 yards after an officer tased him in the chest and arm. First down!

Somehow a cashier did not notice a man worth $ 500 for the display of power tools in his basket while. Paying for a package of candy $ 1 at the box office Talk next to the forest treats.

Former disgruntled employee o 'the week: A former employee at a restaurant in the city has come for a drink, then left a note on a corkboard indicating that a current employee has AIDS.

Anyone have a $ 40,000 watercolor threw in a house in the city center. The thief is a brush with the law shortly.